Freedom not like this

The song

(A/n songs=italics I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT)
Wilbur thought for a second- "can I have other people with me? " the dude nodded and Wilbur said "ok- Tommy Tubbo- you know the drill" just as they were going up there was a scream and one person fell onto the couch- Wilbur couldn't see who it is but everyone's wands were pointed at them when a voice said "I could kill all of you right now don't test me" Wait-DREAM?
"Guys don't kill him" Wilbur said
Before he could say anything else Tommy added "yeah leave the killing to us." Tubbo and Wilbur facepalmed.
"Now now gentlemen, I expected you to be happy to see me- I am your way back." Tommy clenched his teeth when Harry spoke up "at least let them stay for the contest" Dream rolled his eyes "whatever - I had a bad landing anyways."
*wilbur plays the guitar*
Wilbur: Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

Tommy and Tubbo: He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)

Wilbur: Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

Tommy and Tubbo: Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17

Wilbur: How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

Tommy and Tubbo:
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Wilbur: I think about you every day (every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (and you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair

Everyone clapped as the song ended- some pure bloods looking confused but impressed nonetheless.
"As sweet as this is- LETS GO" Dream yelled and before Wilbur could forget he yelled "good luck with moldyshorts" and he was back in L'manberg.

(A/n don't leave yet! I still have more- these few chapters were for later plots.)