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*Megatron dresses up as an Autobot femme and sits at a table*

Optimus: *sees her and slides down the table to her* "Hey. What's your name?"

Megatron: Uh.............. Caroline.

Optimus: Are you new to Earth?

Megatron: Umm... Yeah.

Optimus: Thought so, or else I would have recognized your face.

Megatron: *pulls out a knife secretly*

Optimus: It would look nice on my wall.

Megatron: .....What?

Optimus: *rips off head/mask and takes off running*

Megatron: O_o

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Wheeljack: Hey Ratchet how much money do you bet I can't shoot that bird outta the sky?

Ratchet: Ha! Sixty!

Wheeljack: *shoots the little dot in the sky and it falls*

*Ironman hits the ground and glares at him*

Ratchet: AHHHH! YOU SHOT IRONMAN! AAAAHHHHH! *runs away*

Wheeljack: :|

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Vehicon 1: Autobot! Surrender!

Vehicon 2: Yeah! Surrender or die!

Bumblebee: *arms turn into cannons*

Vehicon: O_o He has a gun.

Vehicon 1: Run! *they drop their guns and run away*

Bumblebee: *faceservo*

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Dreadwing: *leaning over on one foot* "Ugh. I can't keep balanced today!"

Skyquake: *leaning over too* I'm having the same problem Dreadwing!

Shockwave: Then why don't you hold each others hands and balance each other out.

Dreadwing and Skyquake: OOOOH! *hold hands and  go back to feet*

Shockwave: ..

Dreadwing and Skyquake: "Balance forever! Woosh! *they fly away*

Shockwave: ..... oh.

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Bumblebee: *dreaming; flying through clouds with peaceful music playing*

Song: What can you seeeeeeeee....

Skyquake and Dreadwing: Balance forever! *fly by holding hands*

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*in space*

Starscream: *floating around talking on the phone* "Uh, hi is this McDonald's?"

Lady: Yes.

Starscream: Great. I wanna order some food, but first, what kind of toys come with happy meals?

Lady: Lets see uh...... Barney and friends.

Starscream: *calls Megatron* "What toy do you want?

Megatron: I WANT THEM ALL!

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Christmas Eve

Optimus: *sitting in recliner next to fireplace* "Nothing like sitting next to the fire and waiting for Santa to come down the chimney."

Santa: *comes down and hits fire* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *falls over is on fire*

Optimus: "Scrap! Stop drop and roll Santa stop drop and roll!"

Ratchet: *knocks on door*

Optimus: *opens it*

Ratchet: Is something wrong Optim--

Optimus: *slams door shut*

Santa: *stops moving*

Optimus: *sprays with fire extinguisher*

Santa:Eh.... eh.... oww.

Optimus: SANTA! ARE YOU OKAY?

Santa: I don't know...

Optimus: ARE YOU ALIVE?

Santa: -.- I might be.

Optimus: *holds up his two swords* "How many swords am I holding?

Santa: "Uh.... four...

Optimus: AHH! HE'S SEEING DOUBLE! IM GONNA PUT HIM OUTTA HIS MISERY!

Ratchet: "Nononono no your not!" *runs and stops him*

Santa: Eh...eh... *stuffs presents under tree and walks away*

Optimus: Tell Rudolph I said hi!

Santa: The reindeer are myths!

Optimus: Oh. then was does he use?

Outside:

Santa: Are you guys ready?

Skyquake and Dreadwing: Yeah Santa!

Santa: *sits on Dreadwing's shoulder*

Skyquake and Dreadwing: "Balance forever! Woosh!  *they fly away holding hands*

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