WeChat D&Y : Cucumber 🥒 and Umbrella ☔️ (AU)

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D: Yueee!

Y : yes, bab

D : did you just call me babe? 😍

Y : I was gonna say baby —👶

D : *grin. ...just the same, one letter doesn't make any difference .

Y : it does to me!

D : whatever,  I get used to it, you said something, meant something else.

I expect no less from you. You get orgasm by just bickering with me.

Y : pff D! early in conversation you get red card already! 

D : that's the effect you make me, can't help it, yue!

You know I read....

Y : wow, that's the first! Say that again !

D : say what ?

Y : that 'you read' ... haha . Since when buddy? Huh

D : when you stop underestimate me and start undress me instead ! ( chuckles)

Y : do you wanna die?!

D : and gone to heaven with you? Oh ... Yes please !! Thought you never ask.

Y : why are you like this, D ?

D : hmm , I don't know, 3 days is a long time Yue ...

Y : stop it! I posted lots of pictures.

D : I know, thanks for that. But I like your YY douyin more ( chuckles)

Y : we're not going there again...

D : oh yes we will ! Hah!

Actually that I was gonna say which you keep interrupt me earlier, about your yin yang douyin.

Did you know, umbrella is also international emoji used for condom, hahaha

And cucumber is just like another aubergine, but more fresher ...

Y : omg D, that's gross! so did that mean ... ? 😳

D : yeah!

Your Douyin is like a campaign for Safe S** HAHAHAHA

Y : omg , omg... why didn't someone warn me !

D : why should they? Isn't it a Great Campaign? Haha

For young people and you're a great influencer , Yue

Y : .. yes— but it's me D ( embarrassed )

D : That's the only my problem..

Y : .... why is that your problem? It's my problem...!

D : eventually and in reality is becoming your problem too.

Y : don't follow..

D : I don't like using umbrella! And nice to know you don't like it too. We such a good match.

Y : i cried!

D : I know you will ( 😉so proud) 



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