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Chase: *Staring miserably out of the window watching the rain lightly fall* My mum left me before I was born..
Henrik: *Pauses what's he's doing and gives Chase a strange look* That's impossible Chase! You said some random stupid things but this.. This takes the cake! She had to give birth to you first.. This.. This has no logical sense *Sobs in German*

*Robbie quietly climbing onto the coffee table in front of the Septic's gaining their attention before dabbing wildly*
Chase: *Wiping away a fake tear* That's my son! He's growing up so fast *Smiles proudly knowing Robbie becoming the meme zombie son he always wanted*

The humiliating curse of the Prince!
. Across the kingdom all the townspeople know about how Prince Mark has always been quite the selfish, gluttonous Prince! Mark hardly ever helps or looks after the kingdom only interested in training, gloating about his strikingly good looks and of course feasting.
One day the townspeople had enough and band together hiring a wondering witch to curse Prince Mark, the curse was slow acting and the next days/weeks Mark's gluttonous eating habits starts to show as he starts to gain weight his armour becoming tighter, his robes clinging to his softening body showing his curves! Doesn't matter how much he trains the weight doesn't seem to disappear in fact it only gets worse!
Hopefully the humiliating situation would teach Prince Mark to be more helpful and teach him a lesson!

The Septic egos invading the tour
. Sean was forced to take his alter egos on tour not trusting them to he left alone at home knowing they would have caused mayhem and probably burned the house down.
Sean refuses to let the egos partake/join in on the stage which each day making them more angrier and grumpier but on one of the days they had enough deciding they deserve to be on the stage and crashed joining Sean but they had another plans on having fun using Sean as a prop!
What are their plans? And Sean hopes that the audience thinks this all all an act and not real as he endures the embarrassing situation.