The Flow Of Time (ahit reader insert)

Chapter 5 Rewrite

"Yeah understood." You say in a monotone voice. "Great now let us get to the rules." She again pulled out her umbrella from seemingly out of nowhere. 'Guess I should make myself comfortable this one gonna be a long one for sure.' You thought making yourself comfortable on the chair

"Okay rule 1!" She exclaims pointing at the first rule with her umbrella. "As you know I'm the captain of this ship the leader the boss the one who gives orders th-" "Just get on with it." You cut her off before she could say more. Hat Kid gives you a pouty look. "As I was saying since I'm the captain you must follow all of my orders and call me captain or boss. You understand?" She asks waiting for an answer. "Kid I-" "Ah ah you mean captain." She cuts you again staring at you with that smug look.

"...captain I'm okay with following any of your orders and such but is it really necessary to call you captain all the time?" You question her. "Yes, it's necessary to call me that because I'm the captain, and you," she points at you "Are my second in command. So whenever I'm sick or unwell you are gonna be the one in charge of the ship all day," 'Huh in charge of the ship eh... wonder what type of stuff I can get into while she's bedridden.' You thought as slowly ghosting out a smile thinking of the endless possibilities.

"However," She cuts you out of your thoughts. "Even though your my second in command I still don't trust you so Roomba here," Roomba suddenly pops out under your chair. "Will make sure to keep tabs on you so you don't try anything." She finishes afterward Roomba does a little spin ending it with a beep noise and a happy face. '...well there goes my fun.' You sadly thought.

"As you know during our missions we will meet enemies and foes who will try to hurt us which brings us to rule number 2!" She points to the next rule. "Since we will meet enemies who will try to hurt us in return we will have weapons to defend us. Like my umbrella!" She proudly shows off her totally not stolen umbrella. "Show me what's your weapon?" She asks resting her umbrella over her shoulder. You bring out your pipe showing it off to her.

"Hmm, nope that won't do." She shakes her head. "Why? Seems like the perfect weapon unlike your umbrella if I were to put in all my strength I could knock someone out in one swing." You said copying what Hat Kid was doing with her weapon. "Hey! This is a perfect weapon I tell ya and even though we'll meet enemies I don't want to hurt others to the point that something serious might happen to them." She says quite seriously.

"And unlike your weapon mine doesn't hurt people to the point they might have to end up at a hospital or something." She argued back. Oof yeah you don't want to admit it but she honestly had a pretty good point there but hey I mean it's the person's fault for trying to hurt you you're just showing them some sweet justice. "We'll talk more about your weapon later but for now let's talk about rule 3!" She points down onto the 3rd rule.

"Now this rule is very important and I'm gonna need you to listen carefully." Hat Kid said her tone now serious. "By now you know that the timepieces are very important to me. Do. Not. Touch. It. Unless I order you to. We may have made a deal together but that doesn't mean I trust you with them still." She finishes her serious tone fading. "Now onto rule-yes y/n?" She cuts herself off seeing how you raised your hand.

"I have a question?" You say raising your hand down. "Yes go on with it." Hat Kid said tapping her umbrella on the chair. "Let's just say...I do touch the timepiece or I do something to it what's gonna happen i-" "If anything happens to it there will be serious consequences for it." Hat Kid says her voice steely and serious. She glares hard at you that you swear you could see a dark aurora around her. Yep, you definitely weren't gonna mess with the timepiece or ask about it ever.

"Do.I.Make.Myself.Clear." She spoke punctuating each word. "Y-yes." You manage to stammer out. "Good now onto the last rule!" She exclaims joyfully like nothing happened. "Rule number 4 is have fun!" She finishes. You blink confusedly. "Is that really the final rule?" You ask her. "Yep, that's the final rule. We may not stand each other and all but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun so you and I have to make do with what we have." Hat kid says hopping off the chair. 'Well, it's not like I'm gonna enjoy the situation I'm in anyways.' You thought as you got up from your seat.