Daddy: let me remind you she calls you bae, she BEGGED you to help her study even though she probably would have passed by herself. And wants you to kiss her. I don't think she can be anymore obvious.
God herself: yeah I have a feeling she likes you a lot too
Catboykozume: OML SHE DOES ITS SO ANNOYING
Catboykozume: he's all she talks about anymore, and she still thinks she's not completely in love with him I'm gonna throw up
Daddy: see ^^
SALT: nah
BOOM: DUDE
SALT: I just uh, don't want to
Catboykozume: OMG STOP BEING SCARED YOU LITTLE HOE
SALT: IM NOT SCARED
Catboykozume: THEN PROVE IT DJNDNFN YOURE BOTHERING MEMEMEEE
SALT: I don't have to prove anything
Daddy: guess she'll just get a boyfriend from a different school and not talk to you anymore
Mah: yep 👍
BOOM: whatever man, I'm still rooting for our man saltyshima
SALT: I said to stop calling me that.
BigSTRONG: YEAH! True love is gonna pull through 🥳
SALT: I'm not in love with anyone
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Damaged: okay you guys are weird, whenever I mention romance, or guys in general, you guys LEAVE AND DONT RESPOND
BOOM: oops sorry I had to pet my fish
BigSTRONG: I fell asleep
Daddy: I was doing laundry
Mah: my mom called me
Damaged: tsukki: no explain
SALT: I just got bored you're not very entertaining
Damaged: IM A DRY TEXTER! We should get food at Ukai's shop bae
SALT: I'm not your bae
Damaged: then you could cash in your smooch 😚
SALT: no.
Damaged: but yeah come one let's go hangout and get snacks
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Daddy: she is literally asking you out
SALT: she didn't ask me out she just said to come with her
BOOM: stupid saltyshima
BOOM: you're so oblivious to with herrrrr!!!!
God herself: yeah dude go with her
Daddy: save everyone here the anxiety
SALT: fine
You entered the crows hoes group chat
Damaged: bruh you did it again
SALT: yeah sure I don't have anything better to do
Damaged: YOOOO
Damaged: okay meet me outside in like 15 seconds bae
SALT: don't call me bae
Damaged: babe?
SALT: absolutely not
Damaged: honey?
SALT: no.
Damaged: darrrrlllinnngggg?
SALT: noooooooooo
Damaged: well your name is boring you need a better one
BOOM: awe they're so cutee
Damaged: whatever hurry up beanpole
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