BIG nobody STORY
Uh
Ok
So
Blaze was doin a big exist
And Sonna was doin a big sad
So blaze said "no thx u"
And she said
"Why"
And he said
"Yes"
So she said "ok
Blaze gave her a hug and at first she hissed then he patted her head and said "no" so she didnt
He gave her snuggle and she was grumpy because being sad was the biggest thing on her todo list
So they both decided to go and get ice cream, which Sonna dropped hers and became depressed, Blaze said "ok but no" and she said "fine" and stole his
Blaze was about to be mad then remembered he had money and bought a new ice cream cone, just the cone, he forgot the ice cream
But then, he learned, that there was no cone, it was just airrrrrrrr
Dun dun dunnnnn
Oh also Sonna finished hers and got sad again so :(((
Blaze gave her his air cone and she looked confused but accepted it because she knows her husband is a bit strange
She didnt know how to eat the air, so she just inhaled it instead, which led to her getting the hiccups haha
But wait, THE HICCUPS BECAME CHOKING OH NO SHES DYING but blaze said no so she stopped but passed out dramatically ooo spooky
Blaze decided that hed had enough, and he threw her at a hospital, which sadly smashed it to bits, and she came out somehow unharmed somehow
A doctor somehow survived and looked at her head "yup she has brain cancer" and blaze got the big sad because now he'd have to deal with his br- i mean- kids alone
And Sonna laughed at him from half dead dead place because shes m e e n
So he cried
And cried
And ate pie
Until he uh- lied
im out of rhymes
Then sonna died and he went home and his kids were being annoying so he chucked them off a cliff
THE BIG END
