What If Fairy Tail Had Facebook? || Fairy Tail Fanfiction [DISCONTINUED]

|| Chapter 4 ||

Mark Jodello: Hurry! I-I-I'm going to di- *dies again*

Erza Scarlet: Hurry! HURRY!

Lucy Heartfillia: Ok, ok, ok, ok! Ok Alyanna you take him by the head!

Alyanna Ashiya: No, you take the head, it's too weird. *nearly drops his head*

Mark Jodello: My head is not w-w-weird.. *dies again* (Basically his face looks like this -----> / (X . x) \

Erza Scarlet: Stop arguing about who gets whose part! *Natsu and Gray laugh* And no, do not take that the wrong way! *clashes their heads*

Lucy Heartfillia: Aye Sir! Actually no, Aye! No, no stupid me. Hai!

Erza Scarlet: You know what! *picks Mark up and throws him out of the guild casing a huge hole in the wall*

Alyanna Ashiya: Erza! What did you do! You literally threw him to the hospital!

Erza Scarlet: Well, none of you guys were doing anything!

Alyanna Ashiya: Yes, we were!

Erza Scarlet: Then what?

Lucy Heartfillia: Um, we did............ We argued! Yeah! We argued!

Mirajane Strauss: Clearly that is wrong! *sigh and facepalm* Its about love! It's a pentagon love! Not a love triangle! We have 5 people! First Natsu likes Lucy, Mark likes Lucy, Jaimee likes Mark, Alyanna likes Mark. Pucci likes Jaimee! Actually it's more of a love decagon!

Jaimee Knight: No way in hell that I FRICKING love Mark!

Mirajane Strauss: You said love! To be loved is like the best thing in the worl-!

Erza Scarlet: Yes, yes, we know love... And hurry up!

Mirajane Strauss: What? You already brought (or should I say threw) him to the hospital.....

Natsu Dragneel: Well, I can't say that I like Lucy...
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss

Happy The Exceed: He likeeeeees her!
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss

Lucy Heartfillia: Well, I can't say that I like Natsu... *blushes*
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss and Mark Jodello | Extra Comment: Hey this is MIRA talking, and yes! Totally! | Extra Comment: Dang it! I knew Lucy didn't like me! | Extra Comment: See!! Haha *blows raspberry* | Reply: It's Lucy, and stop creating huge conversations on my status! |

Mark Jodello: Well, now everyone knows that I like Lucy!
👍Likes > 7, 456, 324 | Extra Comment: What! You like Lucy! | Extra Comment: It's Lucy, and this is so embarrassing, | Extra Comment: @Matchmaker here! And also I already knew that! And Lucy you should know it! The little convo ^^ and Lucy no need to be embarrassed.... | Reply: @JodelloKing here! And yes, I get all the ladies! It's my turn Loke! |

Lucy Heartfillia: So Mark you just used me? *sad, but happy*
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss | Extra Comment: Awwwwwww |

Mark Jodello: Well, I didn't, but ever since I heard that you like Natsu, I have to move on....

Lucy Heartfillia: What! You move on pretty fast! (But an advantage for me!!) and I do not like Natsu!

Natsu Dragneel: Oh, come on Lucy, you know YA love meh!
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss | Extra Comment: Awwwwww |

Lucy Heartfillia: Your admitting it?!
👍Likes > Mirajane Strauss and Natsu Dragneel | Extra Comment: @SonOfIgneel here! And yes, does it mean you do too? | Extra Comment: @MatchMaker here! And yes! It's coming soon! | Reply: @Heartfillia Y-y-yeah, I like you.... |

Hacci Storm: Hey, yo Gigi!

Mirajane Strauss: What?

Pucci Storm: Everything! *ooooooohhhh sounds*

Mark Jodello: This chapter was some messed up poop!

Lucy Heartfillia: Yeah totally! See YA later! *kiss sounds*
👍Likes > 12 | Extra Comment: @SonOfIgneel here, and ewwww | Extra Comment: @HappyAye Lushee weird... | Reply: @Heartfillia stop replying!?! |

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Alyanna Ashiya: Hello guys! How are you! Well I'm doing great, sorry if the chapter wasn't so funny, I tried my best! And also, I'm gonna change my last name, I'll think about it...

Levy McGarden: Wow! I haven't come on Facebook for ages!

Mirajane Strauss: Only, two days you know!

Alyanna Ashiya: Ok! Stop fighting, and stop with the love! Oh shoot why did I mention that!! *hits her own head* Oww! That really hurt, anyways, please remember to vote and comment! And I cannot reply to your comment once again, so I'll probably message you instead, or put it in a chapter! Thanks! (Sorry if got some of my grammar and punctuation wrong! I didn't really check it properly....)