Weedman: The Homeless Guy & The Hippie

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                     Typical downtime at the hideout: Weedman and the gang playing video and/or card games while listening to stoner rock music...

                      Weedman: You're all under arrest. You have the right to remain stoned. Anything that can get you high can and might be used on you in the courts of Amerijuanica. You have the right to a joint. If you can't afford one, one will be made available to you.

                      The next day...

                      Brain: Hey everybody, great party last night.

                      Thomas: Yeah, even though you did beat us in Halo, as usual...

                      Brain: Well you did beat me in Magic, so it evens out. Anyway, we've got a mission.

                      Weedman: Cool, who's the client and what's the mission?

                      Brain: Well the client wouldn't say who they were, but the mission is to take out an individual known as "The Hippie". We are to meet the client's lackeys in an alley in the city.

                      Chad-o: Sounds a little fishy to me...

                      Krista: I'll say. How much are they offering?

                      Brain: The guy said $30,000. Okay everybody, to the Weed Mobile!

                      Later that day, at the meeting spot...

                      Brain: Okay, Weedman and Thomas, you go meet the lackeys. Krista and I will monitor the meeting from in here.

                     Weedman: Got it. (Weedman and Thomas exit the Weed Mobile and enter the alley. They are approached by two homeless men, one without legs and using a roller to move around on).

                    Legless Man: Greetings, mercenaries. I'm Legless Lenny and that's (Points to the other man) Cardboard-house Carl.

                   Thomas: Um... You're the lackeys we're supposed to meet?

                   Cardboard-house Carl: Yup. Our boss called you guys because he thought you could help him defeat The Hippie once and for all.

                   Legless Lenny: Yeah, he's done nothing but make our lives miserable. He's the reason I don't have legs.

                   Weedman: Yikes! You say we'll get $30,000 to deal with this guy? Who is your boss?

                   Cardboard-house Carl: Correct. Our boss goes by many names, such as the King of Pot, the Master of Mugging, His Drunkeness...

                  ????: Add smelly old dude to that list! (At that moment, a man in a Hawaiian shirt and bell-bottoms appears).

                 Legless Lenny: THE HIPPIE!!

                 The Hippie: That's right, now prepare to embrace peace, love, and happiness! (he throws a flower at Lenny, but Weedman intercepts and destroys it). Hey, you're pretty good, but not good enough!

                 Weedman: We'll see about that. (He grows some Medicinal Herb, rolls it, lights, it, and blows the smoke at The Hippie). Take that!

                 Thomas: Wait a minute... he's not being weakened; in face, he seems to be getting stronger!

                 The Hippie: That's right chief, your smoke actually makes me more powerful!