HP Headcanons

James Fleamont Potter

• sneaks out of his dorm sometimes to go play quidditch

• started the unsupervised midnight quidditch matches (with remus as commentator)

• constantly loses his glasses because sirius hides them when he takes them off, and he can't see anything to help him find them.

• in third year he started selling jars of sleekeazy's hair potion.

• when his father found out, he wasn't mad at all, he thought it was brilliant, but made him stop

•so instead, james started selling zonko's products

•at each hogsmeade visit, he bought unimaginable amounts of products because he knew that other students would run out before the next visit

•as soon as they started running out, he started selling them

• when it became really successful, he expanded to honeydukes products as well

• he eventually got caught and a new rule was created against selling purchased products in school

• the whole school found out his middle name in fifth year when dumbledore announced him

• "james fleamont potter"

• the entire student body looked at each other awkwardly and then looked at james, who put his hand on his forehead and everyone started laughing

• lily took a break from calling him "potter" and went with "fleamont" instead

• when he found out sirius' animagus was a dog, he pretended he was allergic to dogs for months

• loves jello.

• hates the sound of someone cracking their bones, Sirius and Regulus does that shit all the time and he cringes at the sound of it.

• he is the cutest most loveliest mother fucker you'd ever meet.

• would 100% make his lap your seat.

• is extremely caring.