I sighed. I picked up a knife and held it to my neck, I heard the door open and dropped it. "What're you doin', Jess?" Josh asked. "Um, just... uh cutting some... uh loaves of bread," I said. "Why didn't you knock?!" He replied with, "Cause I knew you wouldn't be having sex or something, by the way, why didn't you lock the door?" I laughed and said, "Wait, what? I did!" He gasped, "Oh shit, Armani!" "What about her?" "The door was unlocked, baby." He said. I ran upstairs, "Phew! She's here!" "That doesn't explain why the door was unlocked, though."
