welcome to the show lol
ITS HIM!!! HE!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!! THE ONE CLOSEST TO MY HEART!! THE THOT!!!!
(before you come after me its canon that he would let you look at him naked 'in reverence' and also bent over for the camera in a mini chapter UGHFDSDJ)
hes my favorite white haired twink and i love him dearly, yes i am aware he has an awful personality and yes im aware he would see me as nothing more than vermin but does that stop me?? hell no! im going to love him dearly till the day i die! hes very pretty and i find his personality attractive which yes is setting me up for failure in the future but thats okay we'll cross those roads when we get there
PLUS HE CAN COOK!! tell me that doesnt SCREAM house husband material.
i have remembered his 3 favorite things from a single panel because i am a whore and they are:
1) canned pomegranates
2)groveling
3) new experiencesand im not sure about you but i think dating an extremely insecure dumbass who has no life skills and will spoon feed him canned pomegranates while hes gaming and grovel at his feet might be a new experience for him
me want gamer cuddles and i want them from a specific gamer. hes like a cat that acts like it hates you but comes to cuddle with you at like 3 am
(if you cant read it the text says 'im not moving until you shower me with praise')
he has said he hates getting scolded and honestly i find that ever so adorable, i want to fall asleep to the sound of him gamer raging
god hes so cute, oh yeah and about that thing where he practically sent 3 children almost to their deaths because he was bored? fucking entertain him next time, dumbass
(side note why are his toenails sharp aaaaaa)
muah
YOU ARE READING
literally just me being horny for kemono jihen characters
Humorin light of the anime finally being released, i thought id make this! have fun, the 3 people who have read it !major manga spoilers! (duh) ((the title is a lie im only horny for like 3 of them and i am horny for NONE OF THE CHILDREN JESUS CHRIST))