𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐚 || 𝘳.𝘢.𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬

001. when the party's over

"Mari!" James yells through the house after hearing his sisters distressed yell and he runs into the kitchen, seeing her slamming the utility room's door with a mortified look in her face.

"You complete arse, Sirius Black!" Maria yells through the closed door and they hear the shuffling of clothes, letting them know that the duo are getting dressed, "having sex in our utility!"

"I only ate her out!" Sirius defends and Maria lets out a frustrated noise, bursting open the door and grabbing Sirius' ear, him now in his jeans, still shirtless.

"Ow—ah! Mar stop!"

The girl throws Sirius onto a chair in the dining room and glared at him with her arms folded and his face turns up into a smirk.

"Awe, are you gonna punish me?" Sirius whispers, "cause that's kinda hot."

Maria slaps him on the head with his shirt and he winced.
"Right—sorry." Sirius mutters and she placed her hands on her hips, giving him a pointed look, "fine, I won't ever bring another girl into your utility."

"Damn right you won't." Maria says sharply before turning and walking back through into the living room.
The girl plonks onto the sofa next to Marlene who grumbles and looks at the girl with her deep blue eyes.

"Hey Mari." Marlene mumbles as she rubs her eyes, running a hand through her curly, blonde locks.

"Hi Marlene." Maria whispers, picking at her nails and Marlene frowns at the younger girl.

"What's the matter, babes?" Marlene asks, slinging an arm over Maria's shoulders and Maria shrugs.

"I'm just worried about everyone." Maria sighs, running a hand over her face, "especially my parents. I mean, they go out there like every day, to try and purposely pick a fight with these bad wizards and witches."

"Honestly, I think you're parents are really brave." Marlene states, ruffling Maria's hair as she stands up, "but I need to go or I might vomit all over you."

Maria laughs and Marlene scurries out of the room as Remus strolls in.
"Hi Moony." Maria smiles and Remus grins lazily at her, nodding to Peter who's snoring on the floor. "Oh he's been there all morning."

"Right." Remus laughs breathily as he sits on the sofa across from Maria.
Soon, James, Alice, Frank, Lily, Marlene, Peter, Sirius, Remus and a very embarrassed Mary MacDonald are sat around the living room with Maria.

"How about...truth or dare?" Mary suggests and they all snicker and agree. Maria winking at the marauders who grin, knowing how they play. "Okay, Maria, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to make out with Sirius." Frank pipes and Maria rolls her eyes at the older boy as the others make 'ooh' sounds.

"She won't do it." Mary states in a bored tone and Maria narrows her eyes at Mary.

"What you doing, Potter?" Sirius smirks from next to her, "you gonna forfeit?"

"In your dreams."

"We do a lot more in my dreams, sweetheart." Sirius smirks and James gapes as his sister leans in and kisses his best friend.

His lips are softer than she imagined, his tongue sliding across her bottom lip as his hands fall to her waist, pulling her closer to him. Her hands come to his jawline, tracing her fingers softly down it as their lips moving together—almost making him shiver.

"This is disgusting." James gags as Maria slowly pulls away from Sirius, his lips slightly swollen, no doubt hers are two as she sits back in her comfortable position with her legs beneath her. Sirius grins at the girl who looks as if the heated make out hadn't just happened as she looks at her nails lazily.

"Sweet Jesus." Frank breathes and Marlene lets out a wolf whistle, reaching behind Remus' head and ruffling her brown hair.

"My sister..." James says staring into space with a horrified expression crossed over his features.

"Mary, truth or dare?" Sirius asks and Mary sighs, still looking taken aback by the fact that Maria had actually snogged Sirius.

"Truth."

"If you could have sex with one person in this room, accept Sirius, who would it be?" Peter asks and Mary thinks for a moment.

"Hmm...Marlene."

"Owh!" Sirius howls, his eyes wide with excitement, "can I witness that one day?"
Maria flicks him on the side of the head but Marlene just shrugs, not really bothered by the brunette girls answer.

"Lily, truth or dare?" Maria asks, glancing at James who smirks at his sisters good thinking.

"Umm, truth."

"Who would you most like to shag—"

Maria places a hand over Sirius' mouth and he licks her hand, making her make an 'eughh' noise and wide it on his shirt.

"If you could pick one person to go out with in this room, who would it be?" Remus asks, leaning his elbows on his knees in suspense.

"Hmm....James."

James looks like he's been slapped in the face as he stares at her in shock, a smile making its way onto his face.
"Really?" He asks nervously and Lily blushes, nodding.

"Okay, I'm bored." Maria groans and Sirius nods, pointing at her in agreement.

"I'm gonna head home." Peter sighs, standing up and stretching his arms.
"Me too." Remus says, also standing up with a slight yawn.

"I should probably get back, my mum will be getting worried." Lily smiles at Maria and then sheepishly at James.

"Yeah, we should too." Frank says, slinging an arm over Alice's shoulder, "got to get her back to the parents."
Maria grins at the Hogwarts graduate, he was in his seventh year last year and is now training to become an auror, like Maria's parents.

"I'll head out as well, my brother needs picking up from 'Jamie's'." Marlene says in annoyance, housing herself from the sofa.

"I suppose I'll leave too then." Mary grumbles under her breath, following the others out of the door and Maria sighs.

"Well, you two better clean up this mess."

"Ughhh!"

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GUYS I PROMISE THIS GETS BETTER IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I WROTE THIS AHSGSHSH
THIS CHAPTER IS SO BAD BUT WE MOVE