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Louis: You're still here!!

Zayn: err.. yeah

Louis: Talk more!!!!

Zayn: I would but my writing is pink!!!

Perrie: It matches your femenine side

Harry: was it 25 minutes infront of the mirror this morning?

Perrie: 35...

Zayn: That is only because i fell in the shower and had to make sure i wasnt going to get a bruise on my forehead. Liam you need a new shower.

Liam: you need a new face

Zayn: *gasps* I'm so offended.

Liam: you should be!

Harry: Boo, what the hell was that?

Louis: My most awesome dance moves, why?

Harry: That was awful babes

Louis: How dare you! Now potatos wont want your babies.

Harry: Weirdo :P

Louis: Potato

Harry: Sausage

Louis: Spoon

Liam: Don't bring spoons into this!

Harry: Fork!

Louis: Omg. You're such a troll i can't believe you said that to me.

Niall: Pineapple.

Louis: Well said Leprechaun. Well said.

Perrie: Llama. HAHA NOW I WIN!

Louis: Nu-uh

Zayn: She does, its a rule

Louis: You're a ninconpoop.

Liam: So the whole point of this conversation was actually about the plan for our appartment...

Niall: oh yeah...

Liam: Well there is a house in manchester that is a good distance between the university and the fire station

Harry: Sounds good mate

Liam: It only has four bedrooms

Louis: Haz and i can share

Niall: Li, we can share?

Zayn: Yeah okay then Perrie and i get our own rooms?

Liam: shall i go ahead and say we want it?

Louis: YES OH NORMAL THING

Harry: Liam normal, ha!

Liam: I take offense to that!

Niall: That was mean apologise!

Harry: No!

Liam: :'(

Niall: you made him cry!

Harry: Haha

Liam: I need a hug

Niall: Someone hug the poor guy!

Louis: I think he wants a hug from you...

Liam: :P

Niall: sure will then, come here Liam and take your head out of that computer!

Liam: come here i don't want to get up

Zayn: you're sat right next to eachother arent you

Niall: Sure are :)

Perrie: Oh i wish i was a Zebra everyday, i'd sit back and cound my spots away, I would wash in bacon and have a ant hill for my bed, I'd wear a turban and have bunny ears on my head....

Zayn: i've given up worrying about you

Perrie: Its about time!!

Zayn: Its a good thing i love you babez

Perrie: Its a good thing i love you because otherwise you may have found yourself forever alone with that mirror.

Niall: OMGFFZGJHFG JUSTIN BEIBER JUST RETWEETED ME DFDHINGINDFIND I M DYING ON THE DFLOOR OMG OMG OGNM G OMG DOG OMG OMG ON OMG OMG A OMG OMG STICK OMFG.

Perrie: So where is this sexually frustrated skiiing antelope?

Zayn: Up your ear hole

Liam: technically it wouldn't be up... it'd be in...

Zayn: I don't give a flying magic mushroom

Perrie: Louis and Harry are being awfully quiet...

Niall: They're having sex.

Perrie: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO FREAKING BLUNT BOY!

Liam: It's probably true though... i mean have you felt the sexual tention between the two?

Harry: Actually we went and made a cup of tea, but now you mention it...

Louis: I think i'm up for that ;)

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Louis: byeeedkjbgfilubgfbfj

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Zayn: I suddenly want to crawl into my bed and cry, i'll see you later, Liam, Niall and Perrie i'll see you in a second love you princess

Perrie: Love you babes

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Perrie: I think i'll go too... have to feed the dog...

Niall: you're staying at Liams...

Perrie: a random bit of grass...same difference

Liam: Okay well bye ??

Perrie has left the conversation

Niall: Justing Beiber... omg my life is now complete

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Stan: I'm so confused.

Eleanor: I always feel really awkward when i'm in their conversations...

Stan: Same... so where were we before they logged on, oh yeah... Eleanor, whold you like to go to the cinema with me maybe?

Eleanor: ... sure sounds cool

Stan: Sweet, i have to go bye :)

Eleanor: Bye :)

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 I HAVE WORK :( in 5 mins... so i uploaded quickly and there is no time for a long authors note...

bagels

on

toast

with

beans

and

apricots.

WTC: Flowers Eat Feet At The Zoo

Uploading tomorrow so dont worry XD

Love you all

Curly :)


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