The BEST (worst) warrior fan fiction

PART ONE

This really rad medicine cat name Poolpool was helping this cat named Mr.Legs  give birth "SQUEEZE IT LIKE A LEMON" Poolpool scrEecHeD."IM TRYING YOU IDIOT FOOL" Mr.legs c a l m l y said then *pop* three kits wait no five since some need to die,popped out Mr.legs stared at the beautiful kits with super long hot legs."I shall call them Legkit,Kitkit,Trashkit,Footkit,and Kitkit the second" "WHAT BEAUTIFUL NAMES" PoolPool said then knocked out the kits and mother THEN,a blue cat appered from thin air "WHO ARE YOU" Poolpoll screeched "you idiot you should know who we are" the mysterious cat said "oh yeah it's Starclan whatever".The StarClan cat said "I need to tell a prophecy...A kit who is a cat will bring lots of blood will bring peace to the clans" "rad".Just then did Poolpool notice the mysterious music playing "I WILL NOW LEAVE" the star clan cat then disappeared wow.

A/N thank you for reading the bESt warrior cats FANFICTION EVER MADE once I get some free time I will make more!