Shady wanted Tom Riddle. Tom didn't like Shady because Shady was musty and crusty and that's why Tom didn't want Shady's rusty dust mite lookin arse so that why he broke her heart and yeeted it across the Astronomy Tower (just like Dumbledore). Shady was so brocken💔 that she went to her best friend Krista that got rejected from her crush Fred Weasley because he said she looked like Pablo from the Backyardigans.
When Jinnia asked Tom why he didn't like Shady he said it was because she looked like NeiNei the horse. Shady cried in the girls bathroom and realized she felt something sticking up her arse. She realized it was actually Moaning Mertle and she just wanted to have some fun. When Krista caught Shady and Moaning Mertle having some "fun" she was jealous and wanted to join in but she had a better idea. Krista decided to get revenge and shoved a broomstick up Shady's arse when she wasn't looking in Potions class. Shady got so mad she turned red as a tomato and shoved the other stick up Krista's arse. Snape wasn't dealing with this nonsense so he made Shady and Krista both walk in the hallways with the broomstick both up their arses. At the end of the day when there "holes" got sore they took out the broomstick and gave it back to Harry, telling them "Thanks, but, why does it smell like broccoli?". Krista and Shady both walked the halls with shame, while Tom was laughing his arse off. The End YuH YuH
