"hump me humpty" begged Jake Paul from the bottom of the wall.
"Humpty dumpty up on this wall, humpty dumpty will never fall (like your subscriber count)" Cooed the spherical egg.
Spider-man suddenly trampled the tiny wall with his pet Godzilla, exclaiming "不，我不喜歡綠雞蛋和火腿，我根本不喜歡它們，山姆" as he rode away.
Jake Paul yeeted himself into the river where he met a mermaid that looked suspiciously like Oprah Winfrey and they started making out until they drowned.
Meanwhile, Humpty's ghost met the World Record Egg which had also died and they began a 16 year rivalry that ended in an unhappy marriage. On their wedding night, Humpty ruined their consummation by calling his eggy wife "śëñpâî 😩🥚"
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Humpty Dumpty x Others
Fan Fiktionwhy are u reading this? the description i mean, go read the actual story. I worked so hard on it.
