Austin (dad) 44
6'6, Strict but fun loving, he used to get wedgies from his brothers as a kid, Briefs man, Peak physical condition even at his age, Hardly a single grey hair on his head, he's a jock dad so he like friendly competition, but he isn't around that much, He's a single dad with 9 sons, so he had to work his ass off to make a living so it doesn't leave much time for him to spend with his sons, leaving the two oldest in charge. But he knows what Jordan gets up to, so a wedgie every now and then sets him on the right track. A mix of Fluffy and curly blond hair, Pale blue eyes
Jordan 22
6'5, Jordan is arrogant, bossy, and just a plane dick. He's the supreme power of the house and he can do what he wants, The only person who can one-up him is their dad, but he's often too busy to anything about it, Curly brown hair, pale blue eyes, He's a trunks guy, but he has an emergency stash of Extremely stretchy tighty whiteys should he run out of underwear.
Michael 21
6'5, Probably the most Mature person in the house, Michael is constantly running around the house making sure everything and everyone is fine, stepping up to take on the duties of keeping the house clean and the kids happy.
Anthony and Aiden 19
5'11, Trickster Twins, They pick on and prank whoever they can whenever they can, including each other, having wedgie-war Wednesday's exclusively between themselves, They both have fluffy blond hair and blue-green eyes. They look identical and so to deterr confusion Anthony wears primarily blue clothes while Aiden wears primarily purple. They even dyed their hair those respective colours. Anthony is a jockstrap guy while Aiden wears tighty whiteys
Jamie 17
6'1, Nice to youngest brothers, stands up to the older brothers, on football team, has a special connection with Michael, brown hair, slim but has muscles mass. Likes to mess with Will and Lincoln occasionally
Lincoln 15
6'4, Lincoln has a very slight build, lanky with a few ounces of muscle, Straight brown hair dyed blue at the tips, Black briefs with a golden waistband , Skinny jeans and Hoodie fan, Usually wears a red beanie, Green-blue eyes. Cool tempered but downright vicious when angry. Protective of the little-uns and indifferent to the older ones and the constant spit-lined fingers headed for his ears. Every bit pale you can get
Will 14
5'2, Long blond hair, Colourful briefs, Pale blue eyes and short, He's the only kid old enough that the big brothers can actually pick on, so he gets bullied constantly, But that makes him pick on his younger brothers. Prime target for the likes of Jamie and lincoln
Ross 8
Curly brown hair, blue-green eyes and freckles peppered across his cheeks and nose. He's dyslexic. He hates it when his older brother's make him read stuff, then punish him after. Has a love for Nerf gun, and plays secret agents with Austin Jr.
Austin Jr. 6
Fluffy brown hair,green-blue eyes, soft and Pale skin, speech impediment and stutter. Austin Jr. being the runt of the family doesn't receive a lot of torment like his older brothers do, but is sometimes picked on for how he sounds.
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The Warren's Dysfunctional Family
HumorWith Nine Sons and a single Father, The Warren Family runs wild with Wedgies and torment
