One sunny afternoon a police officer was detaining several prostitutes.
An old woman started to walk by- she stopped when she saw her granddaughter.
"What are you doing in the line Cassy?" Her grandmother asked.
Cassy rubbed the back of her head whilst trying to make an excuse, she then said, "The police is giving away oranges."
"I love oranges!" Cassy's Grandmother squealed and went to the back of the line.
Cassy let out a sigh of relief but soon began panicking again.
15 minutes later Cassy's Grandmother was at the front of the line.
"How do you do it at your age?" The police asked in shock.
"It's very simple. The first thing I do is take out my false teeth. Then I skin it. After that I shove it in my mouth like a greedy pig and then I suck it dry." She said smiling.
The police fainted and the girls that were in the police vehicle ran off with their hands behind their backs joined together in handcuffs.
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