TTBGO/Trollstopia: Broppy Love

Mini Broppy stories Part 2

[Bird Joke]
Branch: Alright Poppy this time my joke will make you laugh

Poppy: Oh no.

Val: What is he doing?

Poppy: He thinks telling bird jokes will help him get over his fear of birds

Val: Tell us the joke!

Branch: What did the sick chicken say?

Val: What did it say?

Branch: Oh no! I have People pox!

Val: Ooh I got one

Poppy: No you too.

Val: Okay. Why do scientists think hummingbirds hum?

Branch: I don't know!

Val: Because they can't remember the words!

Poppy: I get it now!

Branch: Okay. What is Black and white and Black and white and black and white and black and white?

Poppy: I don't know! What is going on!

Branch: A Penguin falling down the stairs!

Poppy: Aww thats sad. Hey I have a cat joke

Branch: A cat joke?

Poppy: What song does a cat like best?

Val: What?

Poppy: Three Blind Mice!

Branch & Val: Oohhh!

Branch: She's so cute when she's trying.

Poppy: I got another joke! What do you call a thieving crocodile.

Val: What?

Poppy: A crookidle... Get it?

Branch: That was terrible.

Poppy: Branch, Don't go Bacon my heart.

Branch: I couldn't if I fried.

Poppy: I love you. But I got another joke.

Val: This should be good.

Poppy: What did the volcano say to his wife?

Branch: I Lava you.

Poppy: I lava you too

Val: Never mind.

Poppy: Ok. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

Branch: That was pretty good

Val: I understand everything.

[Random conversation]

Poppy: Do you ever just want to invent a new color?

Branch: No

Poppy: Why not?

Branch: All the colors have already been invented.

Poppy: Okay but still would you do it?

Branch: I guess I could.

Poppy: What would it be?

Branch: I don't know yet. I'll think about it.

Poppy: I just thought of you.

Branch: Of what?

Poppy: As a color. I thought of you.