𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐌𝐀 | 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞

nine.

calling [newton]....

hello?

hey husband

you need to stop calling me that

why?

it makes my heart go weird

it's because you loveeee me

shut up art

do you really want me to?

no but.. fuck i don't know

i like making you flustered, it's fun

is there a reason for this call?

not really, i just wanted to talk to you. i like the sound of your voice

artemis

play minecraft with me

i can't, i have a love or host

what? since when?

since like a week ago
you should really check twitter more often

when is it?

in like three hours

why did no one tell me

why do you care?

i don't

yes you do

fuck off

look who's flustered now huh

i am not flustered

you one hundred percent are

don't you have to go get ready for your love or host?

i think i detect a bit of jealousy there art

i'm jealous of the content

whatever, you're the one who called me to hear my voice

and you're still talking to me

touchè

you remind me of a song

what song?

i don't want to tell you

it's the crazy frog anthem isn't it?

shut up

"i want to hear your voice newton"

okay you got me there but can you blame me

dude i speak in monotone

yeah but like you also have the type of voice that would be good at reading books to people

that has to be the best compliment i have ever received

well i just stated the truth

fuck, i wish i could talk to you more but i have to go

have fun at your love or host newton

goodbye art

call ended.

austin
@austinontwitter

how interested would you be in being an extra addition to technoblade's love or host

you seem to be a fan favourite

yeah i'd be interested for sure

i have to warn you that it does get very personal, and i will ask uncomfortable questions

that's fine, i don't mind

then i should probably ask you,

love or host?

love