What if Steven did go to school? What if freeing lapis caused him to go to another world filled with talking animals and dinosaurs? Well this is a story of if that did happened. Now Steven has a new life with new friends and new adventures and a new...
Otis then proceeds to roll pig and pip was never his face, sure enough pig was getting sick
Pip: uh oh! things are about to get chunky! ... The next morning ...
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Duke: I saw this in a movie once, some aliens made these crop circles and then they invaded!
Bessie: aliens my butt, I say this is someone's idea of a stupid joke
Otis: umm no! I think it's really aliens! Their probably here to harvest us!
Steven: what do you mean harvest us?
Otis: ya know, harvest our brains for experiments
Rawhide: yeah, daddy told me bout aliens, their brain eating barbarians!
Bessie: good than you've got nothing to worry about
Freddy: what if they wanna harvest my left paw?!
Freddy instead shows his right paw but Bessie grabs his other one
Bessie: Huston, we have a moron, this is obviously someone's prank
Freddy: you'll never take my left paw! Never!
Freddy then runs away with peck running too
Otis: that's right! Run from the aliens! Run before they suck out your brains and make smoothies out of them!
Soon pig comes and hears Otis yelling
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Pig: brains smoothie huh? Do they use sherbert or frozen yogurt?
Otis: so rawhide, I take it your scared to the bone from this huh?
Rawhide: really? This coming from the cow who made these crop circles in the first place judging by the corn starch on your hood and rolling pig like a steamroller to do it from the bruises on him
