Omar and Darrian were playing smash bros. The suddenly Omar had a HUGE cramp.
Omar:"OOW OWW!...D-Darrian!"
Darrian:"What's wrong?!"
There was water leaking from butt that wasn't Darrians cum
Omar:"My butthole broke! It's coming'l
Darrian:"Ok ok bro. Chill. I'll call Dr.Mario."
He calls doctor Mario and puts Omar on the bed.
Darrian:"Dr.Mario is coming dude-"
Omar:"Darrian, I'm scared! I'm scared that I fuck up and that we're not ready to be parents! I'm sorry ok!" Omar cries.
Darrian:"Shh shh shhh. It's ok dude."
Omar:"No it's not! I've ruined your life and our parents will hate us!"
Darrian:"I don't care what they think about our love dude. Your my cracker bro and I love you! It's gonna be ok dude. Life is all about surprises. I just want you to be happy."
Omar:"I'm happy with you Darrian! I want you to achieve your animation degree and become a great artist!"
Darrian:" I know but I won't let that get you away from loving you bro."
Omar:"R-Really?"
Darrian:"Hell yeha bro. Now let's make history... Spread those same legs dude!"
Omar spread and stared pushing. It was way more painful that sex.
Oamr:"NGGHHAAH! Darrian it's hurt!"
Darrian:"I know bro but you can do this."
Dr.Mario busts open the door and goes to them.
Dr.Mario;"What is the-a problem?"
Omar:"I'm giving birth!"
Dr.Mario:"Mamamia!"
Dr.Mario helped stretch.
Darrian:"Alright push push."
The baby head came out and Oamr scream.
Omar:"WAHHHHH! It hurts sooo much!"
Darrian:"Just push a little more. It's all gonna be ogre soon."
Omar pushed and out came the baby.
Dr.Mario:"It's-a boy!"
Dr.Mario gave Omar his child
"Monke?" Said the baby and Omar was in tears. Darrian held his child' and cried.
And they lived happily ever after... The End?
