Hawk and Cyn

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What's the plural of steak?

*Mic cuts out* -eaks.

dID YOU JUST SAY EGGS?

NO-

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-Both of us in Sync-

THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK! C H I L D R E N!

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You know, sometimes it feels like Janus and Deceit are two different people. Like, Janus is an UwU baby, while Deceit is just c h a o s.

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Wait... which one was the dad again?

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I AM A S I M P FOR LOGAN SANDERS.

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E g g.

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Are you okay?

All of the above.

... okay then.

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I'M COMING FOR THE KNEECAPS!

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Okay, so, like, you're the parent friend and I'm the chaotic rat friend.

Hawk... all of our goddamn friends are chaotic and I have to control you all.

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Fuck, I'm a simp for you.

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Cyn, that's kinda g a y tho

thAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT-

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Oh no. A straight song.

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She-

iF YOU JUST CALLED ME FUCKING SHE, I WILL COME OVER THERE AND BASH YOUR KNEECAPS BACKWARDS

I MEANT THEY

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cuddles. gimme cuddles.

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I own ALL the pronouns and genders! HAH

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My body legit said 'May I offer you an egg in these trying times?'.

I'M WHEEZING

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Someone could be sobbing and explaining that their dog got ran over and grandma just died, and all you would say is 'oof'.

Oof.

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Oh is this charades? -sobbing- I know! Depression!

Don't you mean character development?

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-Us in Sync again-

HERCULES MULLIGAIN!

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So, um, I might make this a series. This pretty much sums up any interactions I have with them. I'll just post randomly, but who knows at this point.

Friendly reminder. I, C, use he/him pronouns. Hawk uses any. I will state whoever else ends up in one of these parts who they are and what pronouns they use, even if they don't know me or this account.

Have a wonderful day, night, or time, pals of any, all, or no gender!

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