'Hey where am I' left nut has just awoken into the world of nuts. Him oblivious to all the benefits of being a glorious NUT, but he will one day realize this is what he was meant to be. 'What even is this place, it's all dark and I can't really make out what this odd feeling is...'
A sudden rumbling and then shaking as what left nut could describe as being flipped over, and then everything goes back to normal... except that he is hanging from something, no maybe someone? "What the hell just happened?" Left nut could only hope someone could hear him, but it seems like he's alone until someone so close they could be hugging says, "Shut up I'm sleeping!" The stranger seems angry, but why? Left nut did nothing wrong to upset the guy.
'Wait someone's there?' Left nut thought that he'd be alone forever cursed to hang until he forgets how to think. "Hello? I heard a voice, I didn't mean to disturb you from you sleep"
Right nut has had enough of this Barbarian left nut and his idiotic way of apologizing, HES GANNA KILL HIM
Left nut dies right there from right nut strangling him to death
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The end
It's best story ever
Not really
