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(A/N) we not cursing in here so i replaces all the NOT good words in here with the word I use instead of cursing. Just in case a 10 year old somehow finds it and starts reading it.

Naruto: Welcome to the bread bank. 

Naruto: We sell bread, we sell loafs. 

Naruto: We got bread on deck. Bread on the floor.

Naruto: TOASTED. 

Sasuke: Bro shut the FUNK up. Listen I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Naruto: We don't have either of those You can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-

Sasuke: what the funk is gluten? Take that shidudle out.

Naruto: Is gluten-free.

Sasuke: I don't CARE if it's free.

Naruto: swear on your funking Y E E Z Y S; if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

Sasuke: you tryna be on worldstar?

Naruto: What, you gonna record it?

Sasuke: ye. I got my dollar store camera on.

Kakashi: What's the funking situaaaaaaaaaaation?

Sasuke What?................ The funk................ Do you want?

Kakashi: I'm the motherfunking MANAGER.

Sasuke: At the bread store?

Kakashi: B̷̧̥̝̣̦̀͊͊͌͌̋̃͜ ̴̧̨̛̛̪̩̥͌̈̓̾͆̚̚͝R̷͖̱̍̅͊͗͋ ̶̧͇̱̘̗͖͙́̓ͅE̶̡̛͈̘̻̲͕̠͋͛́̃͒̋̈ͅ ̷̧̖͍̘͉͍̐̊̔͝A̶̡̻͍̣̗̓͌͆̇̊̈̒͘͘͝ ̶̳̤̫̼̝̮͉̹̾͜D̵͉̼̝͙̲͉̗̝̋̀̃́̅̾̿ͅ

Sasuke: Tell him............ To take............. The motherfunking gluten............. OUT THE BREAD.

Kakashi: Imma need you to shut that bullcrap up chief, we can't take shidudle out the bread.

Sasuke: Why put it in the first place? I know y'all smoking that Pack.

Kakashi: We've got crackers, no gluten.

Sasuke: Funk crackers.

Naruto: It's gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

Sasuke: hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shidudle.

Kakashi: Look, we've got whole wheat......................  Gluten free, texas toast.................Gluten free, tortilla-

Sasuke: funk all that. what beach a*s country are y'all from where they got this bullcrap at?

Kakashi: Florida.

Sasuke: I knew it.

Naruto: Look, you can either take this yeast...... Or I'm calling the pol i c e .

Sasuke: I'm going W E A S T .

Kakashi: Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant...

Sasuke: Honestly, funk y'all. I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

Kakashi: What............ The funk..........Are you saying?

Sasuke: All I'm saying is funk yall's bread. funk the gluten, and funk dem crackers

Naruto: But the crackers don't have gluten.

Sasuke: I'll take those.

Naruto: Ok then that's gonna be five-

Sasuke: Nah funk that I ain't payin'


(A/N) AYEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MADE IT!! You know..... I actually live in the heart of THE GHETTO in Florida.... And honestly.. It do be like that here. Again ya meme simps, I do not OWN ANY CHARACTERS HERE. Oh yeah and the meme is also NOT mine. But chile- 

I hope you guys liked it💃 It was truly fun typing this in. Have a good day/night/afternoon and stay safe.

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WEAR A MASKKKKKKK AND GLOVES

peace out.






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