04. grapes or peaches

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theo
does not a whole mark lee kevin moon and jacob bae exist???

keeho
who?

theo
ugh omg he isn't even a multistan 🙄

intak
mine was a guy i did mention i was gay didnt i!!

theo
okay, next question

keeho
WAIT YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION

theo
oh right

theo
a dude and his sister

jiung
i

theo
THEYRE BOTH HOT AS FUCK OK STFU IT RUNS IN THE GENES

theo
NEXT QUESTION

theo
if you could date one of us in this chatroom who would it be and why

keeho
i cant say soul because he's my baby so probably you because you're the least bratty out of all of them

theo
nice i choose intak but thank you

intak
I CHOOSE YOU TOO 🤩 LETS DATE

jiung
YOU LITERALLY JUST MET

potato
i don't know :(

jongseob
i choose soul <3

jiung
none of you because soul is my son

intak
then me and theo can be together now!!!!

jiung
no why tf would you want to be with that bitch

intak
why tf would that bitch wanna be with me

intak
ITS FATE

theo
EXACTLY 🤩🤩

intak
we even used the same emoji doesn't that SCREAM soulmate behaviour???

keeho
not really

jiung
the only time i would agree with keeho would be to disagree with someone else

jongseob
this is just peachy 🍇

jiung
those are grapes,

potato
LMAOSJAJJAJKAIQKOQ THATS JUST GRAPEY

theo
what.

keeho
nO THOSE ARE MINI PEACHES

intak
mini purple peaches..

keeho
yes!

potato
if mom says those are mini purple peaches then thats what they are ! 😆

jongseob
IM TELLING YOU HE HAS SOMETHING AGAINST ME

potato
that's just peachy 🍑

keeho
NO

keeho
YOURE BABIE DONT USE THE PEACH @2&:&/&291/!

jiung
OMG HE DIED YAY 🥳

theo
hey lets be nice for just a second

theo
this would actually take a really long time so lets do something else

intak
WE HAVE A DEBATE ON WHETHER GRAPES ARE GRAPES OR MINI PURPLE PEACHES

keeho
WHOS FOR MINI PURPLE PEACHES

potato
me, you, and intak

intak
OKAY

theo
GRAPES ARE JUST GRAPES FFS WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE CALLED GRAPES

jiung
EXACTLY OH MY GOD YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID "WHETHER GRAPES ARE GRAPES" ITS THE SELF CONTRADICTION FOR ME 🍇✨

potato
o-o but those aren't grapes

jongseob
what else are they supposed to be??

potato
your life is a lie...those are mini purple peaches, not grapes

theo
then WHAT are grapes

keeho
exactly, what ARE grapes?? theo...there is no such thing as grapes, its just that you grew up being told that those purple fruits are grapes, but grapes dont actually exist. they're mini purple peaches.

intak
thats exactly right.

jiung
...FUCK

jongseob
major, MAJOR existential crisis

theo
b-but... t-this can't be true...

keeho
and that, my friends, is why you don't pick a debate with soul, intak and i 🥱

potato
yay! did we win?

intak
WE DID

jiung
okay, but calling grapes mini purple peaches is such a pedo thing to do and keeho started the whole thing.

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