he walked into the coffee shop in the late afternoon with some pep in his step. he told his order to the barista and sat down to wait. while he was waiting he saw a beautiful girl brush her hair behind her ear as she smiled bashfully. before he could say anything, his order was called "drink for ed." he got his drink and turned around only to see her leaving the premises. he rushed after her with his pumpkin spice latte in hand. "wait, beautiful lady!!!" he called out. she stopped and looked at him, moving her hair once behind her ear. "who me?" she asked, obviously flustered. he decided to introduce himself. "yes you. you look perfect tonight. i'm ed sheeran." she smiled and said "i'm savy." he decided to just get out with it. "u r so seggsy pls date me rn" she just laughed and said ofc. they then ran hand in hand to go in their first date. they decided to go to the animal shelter and look at the cats and puppies. "look at this one my little galway girl" he nudged her as they looked at the ugly cat. "aw, it looks just like you!" she said as she stared at the cross eyed ginger cat that sat awkwardly in its cage. they decided to adopt it and name it shrek. ed then realized he had a concert that night so he rushed to the venue and brought her with him. he left her in the crowd and went to go sing. he then began singing his hit song shape of you, and dedicated it to his little galway girl. he then decided to drag her on stage and introduce her to everyone and then got on one knee and proposed. the crowd hated it bc they were so jealous their seggsy ed was engaged and they threw tomatoes at her. she cried and screamed "you guys are just jealous that we have real love and you wish you could be me!" and ran away. she still wanted to get married so they ran away to elope and had donald trump as the flower girl and a bob duncan cosplayer as the minister. ten years later and they have four kids, craig, greg, sally, and chartreuse. the kids had their own private lego house that they played in all the time. ed and savy lived happily ever after in their beautiful castle on the hill.
the end <3
