Hermione Granger changed her status to single
Ron Weasley: YES! I mean awwwww what happened?
Draco Malfoy: UMM YOUR DUMPING ME! WHATEVER MUDBLOOD I STILL HAVE PANSY
Harry Potter: DONT CALL HER THAT!
Severus Snape: Dont call her that. Don't make the same mistake I did!
Everyone: SNAPE HAS FACEBOOK!!??!!!!!!!!!
Ron Weasley: HOW MANY OLD PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT FACEBOOK?!?!???
Severus Snape: IM NOT OLD! IM 38! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFINNDOR!
Ginny Weasley: NO! NO MORE POINTS AWAY FROM GRYFINNDOR! FIFTY POINTS AWAY FROM GREASY HAIRED MEN!!! AND YOUR AN OLD MAN SNAPE!!
Severus Snape: SHUT IT WEASLETTE! DETENTION!
Sybil Trealwaney: When your 38, Ron and Hermione will be married and have kids named Rose and Hugo.
Harry Potter: EWWWWW! MORE PROFESSORS! Wait who will I marry?!?!?
Albus Dumbeldore: Let's hope your lucky enough to live until your wedding Harry
Voldy: HAHAHA LIKE ILL LET THAT HAPPEN!!!!
