this is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town. He was ugly and weak. They called him a freak. So he lived on his own underground. Michael was sad, he went mad. He took his fecal matter and poopoo scattered it on the wall. It made a picture that made him stricture. He took his dung drawing and sung cawing all the way back to town. The mayor saw his human extract display and chopped off his head because he was ugly.
