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Aye, 'tis me, Amy the Cap'in of the Spes.('tis the name o' my ship...) * Curtseys and smirks* Ye' be com'in here to pick a fight'... I'll gladly accept that invitation... however, I be tryin' not to get blood spilt righ' now... lest ye' be willin' to loose ye' life that is..

I be the only one of a female t' be a pirate in t' Kirkland fam'ly... but some'imes I don't think they know I exis'... but ye' do, right? 'cause otherwise, it be the plank for ye'.... and trus' me, that ain't be no funfair ride for wee kiddies...

I don' particularly take a dislikin' to anyone, but ye annoy me, an ye' shallt face the end o' ye' times, jus' ask jimmy o'er there... *jabs thumb in direction of skeleton* oh wait, he can' be answerin' at the momen'... He be busy bein' dead...

If anyone, and I warn ye' all now, ANYONE, finds it funny t' mock t' dead or t' laugh at me friends 'n' family... I be warning ye', you won't know what hit ye'.

Ye' dare to try 'n' challenge the one who beat t' best... well, show ye' face...

Unless ye' want a friendly chat... I am civilised too people, ye' know....