| Name | Allistor Kirkland |
| Location | Scotland, ya eejits |
| Member Since | Jun 27, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 34 |
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Right. I'm Scotland, the second eldest out of the Kirklands. Also known as Allistor, but only my close friends can call me that. See, not even my own family can call me that. Especially not that fud England!
I'm helfy at playin' the bagpipes, kickin' ass, drinkin', darts, drinkin', golf, and drinkin' whiskey.
Fact: Nessie is real. Face the truth or I'm gonae feed ya to the bon lass! I see mythical creatures, naw, I'm normally not pished when I see 'em, but I tend to see those of the unseely court, and unaligned Fey.
Me and me braw, England, ain't exactly pals. In fact, most the time, I hate the wanker. I get along right fine wit' the rest of 'em though. The only thing stopping me from hating that wanker permanently is the fact he's me braw.
I seem to be the only one who never confuses Canada and America up. I started a colony there before the rest('cept France) and Nova Scotia is all thanks to me! Used to be best pals with France, we had the longest lastin' alliance, but we drifted apart due to religious views. And I get along great with the Baltics. They're good trading partners.
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@AlbaScottie *sighs* I know... I've always had someone to protect me... But now people are starting to give up on me... *goes into emo corner* I have no one...
@AlbaScottie "Whut else is bloody new." Arthur mumbled sarcastically.
@WhyIsTheRumGone "Oh yes ye are!" He grabbed Arthur's wrist and pulled his hand away from the doorknob, and began pulling him back into the living room. "Yer a feckin' dead man, Artie!" @Midnight_Moonlight Hm. That can be a problem in this world, lass.
@AlbaScottie I don't like people getting hurt... Unless they were in the wrong... And I care for everyone, no matter who they are.
@AlbaScottie "Ah'm not sitting anywhere." Arthur persistently reached for the door knob, not caring about what his elder would do due to the disobedience
@Midnight_Moonlight Ahh. Ah see. @WhyIsTheRumGone Allistor followed Arthur, beating him to the door, standing in front of it. "Sit yer arse down on the couch, Artie. Ah am nae lettin' ye leave."
@AlbaScottie Arthur kept his gaze to the ground and flinched slighty at the Scotsman's rising tone. He sighed and grabed his jacket, heading for the door
@AlbaScottie *shrugs* I'm just a caring person...
@WhyIsTheRumGone "Sae ye gae oot and dae dumb ass things? Ye bleedin' eejit!" Allistor snapped, not bothering to try and reign in his temper. "Ye have nae idea whut yer stupidity does tae the people who care aboot ye, dae ye?!" @Midnight_Moonlight Ain't nae reason fer ye tae apologize, lassie.