CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN When my family went into harder than a penis at a whore house times, my dad moved away to find a highier paying job. A year later, he made enough money to move us outta this hell hole one bedroom apartment and in with him. Only problem is he lives in the boony farm/port town of "Greyport". Other than the inevitable major culture shock, my slightly racist tendencies, a knack for having trouble find me, an overly religous maditory support group, an Italian douche, a slightly creepy (and rapey) Russian exchange student, my overly guilible little brother, sex crazed parents, a friend named "Satan", and a group of friends who never seem to help me; I'll make it...Right? (Origanl Photo for cover by: mysza831 of Flicker)