smut :: luke hemmings

8 - help each other

Luke: hey :-)

Me: lol hey :-)

Luke: what's funny? Haha

Me: seeing your name as Luke, idk it's just silly :-)

Luke: hahaha well that is my name :-)

Me: yeah :)

Luke: what are you doing today?

Me: nothing :(

Luke: aw I'm sorry, I'll talk to you so you don't get bored :)

Me: ok!

Me: I finally get it now. You don't read smut about other celebrities, you read it about yourself!!!

Luke: you're so cute lol

Me: stop it Luke

Luke: aw alright :(

Luke: hey I just wanted to apologize for what Calum said that night. He's wrong, a guy will like you. There's nothing wrong with the way you dress

Me: it doesn't matter

Luke: but I like the way you dress

Me: you do? I thought you just tried to make me feel better

Luke: I love it Jordan. Tbh I really wanted to talk to you that night. I'm just so bad at that kind of stuff, that's why I touched your shoulder like a weirdo

Me: I'm bad at this stuff too lol. I'm glad you didn't try to cuddle

Luke: why lol

Me: idk

Luke: idk

Me: what?

Luke: I'm just copying you hahaha

Me: :P

Luke: I like talking to you Jordan :-)

Me: same

Luke: :(

Me: what?

Luke: you don't seem like you like talking to me :(

Me: I really like talking to you Lucas

Luke: my name isn't Lucas!!! Do you know my middle name?

Me: nope haha

Luke: damn you really aren't a real fan, it's Robert sweetheart

Me: I am real :(

Luke: I didn't mean it like that, ok idk what I meant but I wasn't trying to be mean

Me: ok

Luke: I could always teach you some stuff

Me: what would you teach me?

Luke: whatever you want lol

Me: likeeeee

Me: omg could you teach me how to play the guitar?

Luke: you want to learn the guitar? I would love to teach you

Me: yess

Luke: if we ever meet again, I'll bring my guitar

Me: I already have one

Luke: oh, well ok! Is it yours?

Me: it's my dad's, he can't play anymore so he gave it to me

Luke: that's nice, I'll definitely have to teach you! We can jam together

Me: lol yeah :-)

Luke: would you want me to teach you anything else?

Me: um like what!!?

Luke: idk

Me: lol you're weird Luke

Luke: I have an idea

Me: ok!

Luke: me and you should help each other

Me: um how?

Luke: you help me get a girlfriend and I help you get a girlfriend :-)

Me: no

Luke: why?

Me: because

Luke: what's wrong?

Me: That's easy for you, you won't even need my help. I'm too scared

Luke: look we're gonna plan this. I'll find a way to come to you, we'll hang out, then we can go out and pick up some chicks

Me: lol

Luke: you wanna do it?? :-)

Me: you can't stay at my house

Luke: oh that's ok! I'll just get a room at a hotel, no big deal :-)

Me: and I don't want you to come for a while, you may be famous but I barely know you

Luke: I understand, I'm so excited :-)

Me: I think I am hahaha :-)

Luke: we'll have a sleepover! I just won't be staying at your house hahaha

Me: so where will we go? I'm nervous

Luke: well do you want any girl or Alex

Me: any girl I guess

Luke: alright, we'll go to a club

Me: nope

Luke: Jordannnnnnnnn

Me: I physically will not be able to handle a club

Luke: I'll be with you the entire time

Me: you can't leave me. And if I want to leave, can we go?

Luke: of course, you'll be having so much fun you won't even think about leaving. But if you want to go we will

Me: alright, I think I can do this

Luke: we have a while, I'm not even sure when I'd get a break to come :(

Me: take your time, your music comes first

Luke: :-)

Me: :-)

Luke: you're really great, has anyone ever told you that?

Me: stop Luke hahaha

Luke: I mean it

Me: I know you do, thank you

Luke: you are so welcome :-)