smut :: luke hemmings

2 - whatever his name is

Robert: hi Jordan :-)

Me: hello Robert :-)

Robert: What are you up to?

Me: Going to the store for my dad :( you?

Robert: Just watching some tv, what do you like to do in your free time?

Me: Wait, I really hope this isn't rude but how old are you?

Robert: I'm 18 lol

Me: I'm older than you! 19 :-)

Robert: :-)

Me: and idk I don't really do much in my free time, I'm kind of boring

Robert: I don't believe that! Don't you like music?

Me: yeah it's ok haha

Robert: What about reading?

Me: a little

Robert: Do you know what fanfiction is?

Me: yes! My friend writes it I think

Robert: Have you ever checked it out? Lol

Me: no, she writes it about 5 seconds of summer. Do you like them?

Robert: they're kind of weird, but their music's good lol

Robert: so are you an Ash girl? I bet you are lol

Me: definitely not haha, what about you? And you know their names??

Robert: I guess Mikey

Robert: or whatever his name is

Robert: come on! Everyone has a fav. Which one do you just want to meet more than anything?

Me: well I actually did meet them. Luke was nice to me, he gave me a water :-)

Robert: Why did he do that? Did you two talk?!

Me: not really. I'm not very good at talking

Robert: so Luke is your fav :-)

Me: I guess, he also said he liked my shirt but I think he was lying lol

Robert: why would he lie?

Me: because no one ever likes my clothes

Robert: I'm sure that's not true :(

Me: yeah and Calum told me in front of the whole band that I should dress better. It doesn't matter, he's right I guess

Robert: I'm sorry. But that Asian dumbass doesn't know what he's talking about.

Me: lol he's not Asian

Robert: idc we're gonna call him Asian :-)

Me: okay :-)

Robert: so

Me: sooo

Robert: Tell me more about you :-)

Me: I'm 19, I live in Colorado, and my name's Jordan. There you go haha

Robert: but I already knew that :-(

Me: I guess we can talk since you're in a completely different country

Robert: yes we can! And you can trust me, we'll be like pen pals except we're texting lol

Me: ok

Robert: soooo anything you wanna talk about?

Me: I'm sad

Robert: why are you sad Jordan?

Me: because there's nothing to be happy about

Robert: what do you mean?

Me: idk

Robert: I'm sorry

Robert: Wanna see what makes me happy when I'm sad?

Me: I think haha

Robert: ok do you have a tumblr?

Me: yes!

Robert: Good! This will be fun, I promise! :-)

*hehehehe I can't wait