smut :: luke hemmings

4 - cause you're sweet

Robert: Jordannnnnnnnn!

Jordan: Robert :-)

Robert: What are you doing today?

Jordan: I'm babysitting, I showed my dad the smut

Robert: YOU WHAT

Jordan: lol I'm kidding, that's weird

Robert: so did you finish reading it?

Jordan: yes. Guess what

Robert: what? :-)

Jordan: I found another one that was good

Robert: Really?

Jordan: yeah, when do you read this stuff?

Robert: usually when I'm in bed

Jordan: oh

Robert: what? :)

Jordan: nothing haha

Robert: when do you read it?

Jordan: same as you

Robert: so you do like it? :-)

Jordan: yes, I'm so embarrassed though

Robert: why sweetheart?

Jordan: because you're a boy and idk haha

Robert: Do you have a boyfriend?

Jordan: that's funny, no

Robert: Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Jordan: no, see this is why I'm embarrassed

Robert: you don't have to be embarrassed around me. It doesn't matter if you've had a boyfriend before or not

Jordan: but I bet you've had tons of girlfriends

Robert: not really

Jordan: oh lol

Robert: you're adorable sweetheart

Jordan: you call me sweetheart a lot

Robert: cause you're sweet

Jordan: What are you doing?

Robert: getting to know you

Robert: tell me some more about yourself

Jordan: I'm completely serious, there's nothing else about me to tell you

Robert: I guess I have to ask you questions then. Favorite color? :-)

Jordan: green :-)

Robert: favorite book?

Jordan: I don't read much, but I love To Kill A Mockingbird

Robert: favorite movie?

Jordan: monsters inc!

Robert: :-)

Robert: favorite tv show?

Jordan: how I met your mother, I love that show

Robert: who's your favorite character on that show? Lol

Jordan: Barney hahaha

Robert: he's great, I love him :-)

Jordan: hey can I ask you a question?

Robert: go for it :-)

Jordan: sorry I've just been wondering this ever since you showed it to me. I know you read it, but do you write smut Robert?

*HA HA HA I think it's adorable how she calls him Robert*