smut :: luke hemmings

6 - this is funny

Robert: :-)

Jordan: hi

Robert: what's up sweetheart

Jordan: nothing much, talking to you

Robert: yep

Jordan: yeppp

Robert: yeppppp

Robert: I found you the smut lol

Jordan: send it on over

Robert: eager, aren't we? I think I'll just read it again

Jordan: again?

Robert: well yeah I had to make sure it was good enough for you

Jordan: lol you're so stupid

Robert: Jordan you're getting a little sassy, you used to be so quiet

Jordan: I'm so sorry, you're right

Robert: no sweetheart, I'm kidding! You can talk to me however you like

Jordan: ok dummy hahaha

Robert: you're so mean to me :'(

Jordan: :-)

Robert: guess what I'm watching

Jordan: how I met your mother

Robert: well yeah lol, it reminded me of you

Jordan: now I'm gonna think of you whenever I watch it haha

Robert: we'll think of each other tehe

Jordan: that's creepy. Stop.

Robert: but that's hoe I laugh

Robert: fuck I meant to say how

Robert: shit pretend I didn't say fuck, I'm sorry, I'm embarrassing myself oh god

Robert: oH MY GOD I SAID IT AGAIN JUST DONT READ THOSE I Swear I don't cuss a lot

Jordan: I don't care if you cuss goofball lol

Robert: oh that's such a relief, I really don't that much but sometimes I just need to

Jordan: I understand haha

Robert: do you ever swear?

Jordan: no

Robert: oh lol. Are you scared

Jordan: why would I be scared to cuss? That's dumb

Robert: idk maybe your parents don't like it or something

Jordan: my parents don't care about me, I can cuss if I want to. I just don't because it's a bad habit

Robert: you're right, it is bad.

Jordan: sooooooo

Robert: sooo I've been thinking

Jordan: ok lol

Robert: does anyone know you're gay? Like any of your friends?

Jordan: no you're the only one, I figured I could tell you since neither of us really know each other

Robert: so why haven't you told anyone?

Jordan: idk

Robert: sweetheart maybe you're bi

Jordan: idk

Robert: has there ever been a time when you felt attracted to a guy?

Jordan: I lied about Luke

Robert: you did want to kiss him!?!

Jordan: no but he was rubbing my shoulder and it felt kind of nice. It was probably just because no one has ever touched me though. He probably doesn't even know that's the most I've ever been touched lol

Robert: he may know. Ok so you do like boys!!

Jordan: no I like girls, I feel so bad because I think my best friend Maddie is so pretty

Robert: MADDIE

Jordan: I just don't know, and I really want to talk to Alex

Robert: I think you should try to talk to her, but just talk

Jordan: I'm too scared

Robert: are you sure she's gay?

Jordan: yes

Robert: you'll never know unless you try, but just talk

Jordan: stop saying just talk! I wouldn't do anything else

Robert: ok, tell me what you like about smut

Jordan: ummmm

Robert: lol not detailed or anything, I just want to know what you like so I find you the right stuff

Jordan: idk Robert this is weird

Robert: ok I'll help you...do you like when they kiss?

Jordan: sure

Robert: do you like when they start undressing each other

Robert: oh no, that was too much wasn't it?

Robert: beep boop erase that from your mind

Robert: POOF GONE

Robert: sweetheart please reply :( I'll stop talking like that if it makes you uncomfortable

Jordan: thank you, it kind of does

Robert: yeah idk what I was thinking

Jordan: but that's why I like you goofball :-)

Robert: YOU LIKE ME :-)

Jordan: no not like that lol!

Robert: JORDAN LIKESSS ME :--)

Robert: JORDAN REALLY LIKESSSS ME :---)

Jordan: I like you as a friend!! I don't like boys remember?

Robert: you said you liked when Luke touched you, I could touch you like that if you want

Jordan: it's not the same

Robert: lol why not?

Jordan: because Luke was just as awkward as me. You act like you've done a lot and that makes me really uncomfortable

Robert: this is funny lol

Jordan: what's funny?

Robert: just this, you make me laugh sweetheart

Jordan: God I am so confused, I'm going to sleep

Robert: awww alright if you insist :(

Jordan: goodnight Robert

Robert: night sweetheart :-)

*friendly reminder that this IS a luke story*