Me: *sleeping*
Mom: *comes in with a bowl of Mac and cheese* I doctored the macaroni it tastes better now. Do you want some?
Me: *barely awake and trying to understand what she's saying*
Mom: *holds spoon over me to taste* Here. Taste.
- Food falls on clothes -
Me: 0_0 Mom!
Mom: What? You weren't moving. Don't you want some?
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Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One
Random[G] Real-life comedy in the life of yours truly. Hilarious and funny moments in my otherwise boring life. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded due to a memory lapse. Note: Some moments previously appeare...