Mom: *eating pancakes* Here's your plate. *points to empty plate in front of her*
Me: *picks up plate*
Mom: And there are the pancakes. *points to hotbox* And here's the butter. *points to the tub next to her*
Me: *opens hotbox*
Mom: You can have five.
Me: Why would I want five? O.o
Mom: Because you're starved.
Me: *takes two and gets up to leave*
Mom: O_o What about syrup and butter?
Me: It tastes fine.
Mom: O_O
Me: And it has less calories.
Mom: -_-
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Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One
Random[G] Real-life comedy in the life of yours truly. Hilarious and funny moments in my otherwise boring life. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded due to a memory lapse. Note: Some moments previously appeare...
