Brother: *takes bottle of water from the fridge and drinks*
Me: Who does that belong to?
Mom: It belongs to someone with the kissing disease.
Brother: *runs to wash out his mouth*
Mom/Me: :'D
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Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One
Random[G] Real-life comedy in the life of yours truly. Hilarious and funny moments in my otherwise boring life. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded due to a memory lapse. Note: Some moments previously appeare...