- On Hangouts -
PCHuman: We should meet and eat Sharifah.
Me: -_-
sammy_96: YAY! It'll be FUN!
ARQureshi: Sure!
PCHuman: Everything is not about the human you, Sharifah.
ARQureshi: LOL
sammy_96: Yeah, Sharifah! :P
PCHuman: She disappeared. O.o
sammy_96: She's crying.
sammy_96: YOU DID THIS! SHAME ON YOU! -_O
PCHuman: Aww, don't cry Human Sharifah. I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME! ME JUST 12!
sammy_96: That's not a valid excuse. :P
PCHuman: *whispers* Then what is?
ARQureshi: Sharif-ah! We won't eat you! We only eat halal food!
PCHuman: LOL XD
ARQureshi: She's awfully quiet. :-/ Sharifah? Sharifahhhh? CustAppy! Mushy!
sammy_96: Buttstick! Reef! Reef! Reef! Reef! Reef! Reef!
ARQureshi: Mushy! Mushy! Mushy! MUSHY! MUSHY!
sammy_96: ANSWER MEH!
ARQureshi: WHAT SHE SAID, MUSHYYYYYY!
sammy_96: I think a cat ate her.
ARQureshi: M-U-S-H-Y!
sammy_96: And is now playing with her tab, which is why she's online but not replying.
Me: ROFL
sammy_96: VOMIT BACK MY FRIEND, YOU CAT!
ARQureshi: The cat's laughing at you!
sammy_96: Evil laugh! :O :O :O *slaps cat* You laugh at me, and I'll laugh at your dead body!
ArQureshi: But make her vomit Mushy first!
sammy_96: *presses tail* Vomit my friend back NOW!
ARQureshi: We want HCHBTF to continue! Squeeze it!
sammy_96: I think she came out now...and left the convo -_- Such a loyal friend...
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Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One
Random[G] Real-life comedy in the life of yours truly. Hilarious and funny moments in my otherwise boring life. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded due to a memory lapse. Note: Some moments previously appeare...
