y'all are dumb bitches
binnie: uh so is anyone going to talk about how the interrogation shit went or are we just never gonna know
jinnie: ^
sungie: i'm actually kind of curious though
sungie: either chan hyung was nice and he got out of it without throwing us under the bus or he decided that we're too much work and told them
hoie: i want to believe in the first part but i wouldnt really be surprised if it's the second one
innie: is channie hyung ok??
minnie: i'm sure he is bub so don't worry
innie: okie
jinnie: oh my gosh look at my boyfriend he's being ✨ s o f t ✨
minnie: shut up dumbass
jinnie: ouch
binnie: felix? are you going to tell us what happened? you know we can see that you're leaving all of us on read right?
lixie: shut up.
binnie: uh
binnie: ok then
channie: i'm so sick of you guys
hoie: well that's not very nice
sungie: you have a fair point though because same here
innie: what's wrong hyung?
channie: i somehow didn't get arrested and i'm still not sure why but i did have to pay $500
lixie: and i'm sitting through him repeatedly telling me to pay him back because this was our stupid idea
lixie: but when we think about it hyunjin should be the one who's in trouble because he was the one who wanted milk
jinnie: hEy
jinnie: dOn'T bLaMe My CrAvInGs aT 3aM oK
minnie: bitch you're not pregnant are you
sungie: seungmin he cant get pregnant
sungie: i thought you were the smart one
binnie: isn't chan hyung the smart one
hoie: no he doesn't have any braincells left because of us
lixie: why we didn't just go to a 24/7 gas station beats me
channie: everyone was pretty drunk so that's probably why felix
innie: busan is pretty 🥺
innie: i missed my friends
lixie: ouch
innie: ah no hyungie i mean like my school friends! you know i love you guys ❤️
channie: aw you're so cute can i just *squish*
innie: hehe
binnie: get your flirting out of this gc some of us are single here
lixie: ^exactly
jinnie: hey you two are the only single clowns in the chat so you know what you should do? date.
binnie: ew no wtf
lixie: absolutely not.
sungie: nah you guys shouldddddd
hoie: i agree with the squirrel
lixie: well i disagree
binnie: same here
minnie: ugh. d e n i a l
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