🤡 clowns 🤡
[minnie has renamed the group from '🤡 clowns 🤡' to 'y'all are dumb bitches'. click to learn more.]
y'all are dumb bitches
minnie: y'all are dumb bitches. i always knew but i just really need to say this right now
sungie: we know but why now what did we do
channie: i'm assuming this doesn't apply to jeongin because if it does we need to have a little talk seungmin
minnie: of course it doesn't apply to innie, grandpa
minnie: it applies to the rest of you
jinnie: wait baby what why
hoie: ok to try and justify myself, i have no justification
hoie: i just followed the other idiots
channie: same here ^
channie: i've completely given up on trying to control you kids
binnie: it wasn't thaaaaat dumb
lixie: it was dumb hyung
binnie: ok fine maybe it was a bit dumb
innie: are we talking about how hyungies tried to break into walmart after it closed to steal some milk a few days ago?
minnie: yes.
jinnie: ok but i just wanted some milk 😔
jinnie: wait thats jaehyun—
jinnie: i still wanted milk
channie: guys someone's knocking on my dopr
channie: *door
hoie: well go and check it then chris
channie: uh
channie: so
channie: um
minnie: yes?
binnie: hurry up
lixie: wut
channie: we might have a sliiiight problem
sungie: oh no not again
channie: yeah the popo are at my door
channie: i officially hate all of you except for innie
sungie: even in a crisis you remember to tell innie that you dont hate him like you do to the rest of us wow big sad and big relationship goals
hoie: i am: hurt once again 😢
sungie: hush you big baby i'll cuddle you
jinnie: pfft you're too tiny for that
sungie: i will obliterate your kneecaps hwang.
jinnie: ahh so scary
innie: channie hyungie are you ok?
channie: this is officer mark lee from the gangnam police station. we have currently confiscated mr. bang chan's phone and it will be returned after the interrogation ends. we assume that you are close to mr. bang and ask at least one person to be present as the interrogation occurs. thank you.
minnie: .... i say not it
jinnie: same
hoie: i can't i have to water soonie, doongie, and dori
sungie: i have to go talk to the squirrels
binnie: i'm actually in my recording studio
innie: i really wanna go but i'm on my way to busan right now 😭
lixie: i hate all of you.
lixie: i'll be there officer
channie: good. we will start once you arrive. thank you for your cooperation.
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Fanfictionsungie: when you eat a gummy bear do you eat the head or feet first? jinnie: i shove like 10 into my mouth at the same time tf you mean minnie: you imbecile i want to break up --- skz ot8, low-key crack but i suck at being funny so sorry, literally...
