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THANK YOU ALL SM FOR THE LOVE IM GETTING ON MY STORYS!! LIKE IM JUST GROOVING POSTING SHITTY CONTENT AND YALL ARE READING IT? ANYWAYS IF YOU WANT A CERTAIN THPE OF CONTENT JUST COMMENT ON THIS PARAGRAPH AND ILL GO WRITE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME 💔💔

kazuichi: i am no longer rocking around the christmas tree 😭

mikan: what's wrong kazuichi?

kazuichi: @sonia

sonia: yes?
oh
well
fuck
kazuichi, i trusted you to keep it private until we where ready.

kazuichi: oh yeah forgot about that 💔

sonia: chiaki and i are dating.

ibuki: FUCK YEAH!! WE ARE GAINING MORE HOMOSEXUALS AS THE DAYS GO ON!

peko: congrats, i hope you are both very happy in the relationship.

nagito: fucking finally
i mean
congrats 🥰

chiaki: i will ban you from this groupchat 🥰

nagito: i'd like to see you try, remember our ritual?

chiaki: oh i forgot about that shit
BOOGER 🤬‼️

hajime: ritual? do you mean for halloween?

nagito: ...
yeah

hajime: ok.. and congrats chiaki and sonia

ibuki: SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN! WHAT DID YALL DRESS UP AS?!

mikan: hiyoko, ibuki, mahiru and i all went together as ghost busters without names because they where handmade :,)

hiyoko: don't speak for me bitch
but yeah what she said

nagito: chiaki and i went as morticia and gomez‼️🤑
i was moricia obviously 🙄

hajime: i went with sonia, gundham, kazuichi, peko and fuyuhiko. we all dressed up as ghosts

ibuki: BORING 🙄🤚

nagito: LAME 🤬

chiaki: CRINGY‼️‼️

hajime: please stop bullying me 💔

nagito: okay hunny 🥰

we're sneaky bitches

sonia: OKAY! ARRANGED MARRIGE BECAUSE I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

ibuki: I AGREE! THEY ARE TOO OBLIVIOUS TO EACHOTHER! WE NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!

chiaki: don't you think it's kind of rude to be invading on their relationship?
i'm just kidding
ARRANGED MARRIAGE LETS GOO!

sonia: I SHALL MAKE THE WEDDING GROUPCHAT BECAUSE IM NOT GOING OUTSIDE FOR HAJIME TO RUN AWAY FROM THE WEDDING LIKE SOME SORT OF ROM COM MOVIE SHIT 🙄

sonia has made a groupchat
sonia has changed the name to "Newly Wed🥰"
sonia has added 10+ people to "Newly Wed🥰"

sonia: FUCK IT

fuyuhiko: who's getting married?

mikan: oh how lovely!

sonia. it's an arranged marriage, they have no choice 😻🔫

mahiru: who is "they"?

ibuki: HAJIGAY AND NAGIHOE OF COURSE!!

hajime: i should take away your groupchat making privileges

chiaki: IS NAGITO EVEN ONLINE? @NAGITO GET ONLINE BEFORE HAJIME BLOCKS OUR ASSES

sonia: hajime if you block us i will curse you. stay.

hajime: i'm being threatened 🕺🏻✨

nagito: what the fuck is going on here

akane: YPUR WEDDING MATE!

nagito: oh okay 📝

hajime: no fighting back? no retaliation? how much are you going to go to be loved?

nagito: that cuts deep mate 😰⁉️

sonia: now before i get you married, let me asks some questions
nagito, do you support gay people?

nagito: i am gay.

kazuichi: he's avoiding the question 😡

sonia: hajime, do you support gay people

hajime: i'm in a groupchat full of homosexuals, what do you think?

sonia: moving on 🥰
i know pronounce you, husband and husband 💖

nagito: so what now

sonia: keep the title with you, later in life 😍

hajime: sonia please-

sonia: silence, bitch boy.

hiyoko: this is fucking hilarious

hajime: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS GROUPCHAT!?

peko: we're all here... congrats?

hajime: bye i'm going to drown myself

nagito: write me on your will before you do so 🥰

short chapter i just got really bored and i haven't updated in ages so hi 🥰 working on other chapters for other stories as well :)

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