Me story!
Me: *sighs contentedly*
Jimmy John: You reading that book with the elves in it again?
Me: Shhhhh... I'm on a Keefoster tour.
Mr. X: A what?
Me: ...
Also me: Do I know you?
Simpleton: Um... yeah? We've been friends for years!
Me: *whispers* liar
Foolish Freddy: Wha— did you just call me a liar?
Me: I'm not friends with people who insult my precious!
Normal Nancy: But—
Me: MY PRECIOUS!!! *strokes KotLC's spine*
Persistent Percy: We've been friends for—
Me: *screams*
Terrified Terry: WHAT?
Me: *shoves them on the ground and lifts book threateningly*
Scared Scrat: PLEASE DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT! IT'S RIDICULOUSLY THICK!
Me: IT IS GLORIOUSLY THICK! *deep breath* and don't worry. I won't hit you with my precious. *whispers* It's too good for you.
Me again: *kicks them and storms out*
There's my cheery disposition! I knew I'd find it here— XD
As per usual, have at it peeps I'm all yours' :) Love ya ❤️❤️
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Book of Me
RandomThis is the Me stories I post on my profile, plus some general things about myself. Y'all can ask me questions here, we can have discussions in the comments, etc. Basically, we'll be anonymous friends 😂
