Person: Hi! What's your name?
Me thinking: Holy crap, what do I do?
Yapper: ...
Me realizing I have to speak: Maddie!
Talker: That's a nice name. I'm *insert name here*
Me: cool
Extrovert: Tell me more about yourself Maddie!
Me: *panicking* Uh... pink is a nice color and dogs are cute. How 'bout them Cowboys? Okay bye.
Me again: *leaves before they can respond*
Also Me: I think that went well!
My honest streak: No it didn't.
Me: ...
Me x2: I know. *sigh*
I actually wasn't sure if I should classify this one as MeEqualsAntisocial or MeEqualsHatingMyself which is going to be a part later (don't worry guys, I know I'm awesome ;) Did I make the right decision? Is anyone else as socially awkward in real life as I am? Let me know in the comments. See ya there!
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Book of Me
RandomThis is the Me stories I post on my profile, plus some general things about myself. Y'all can ask me questions here, we can have discussions in the comments, etc. Basically, we'll be anonymous friends 😂
