Vegetables: I'm so good for you!
Me: Mhm. I doubt that.
Vegetables: WHAT?
Me: Yep. I TOTALLY think you're a liar.
Vegetables: Why?
Me: Because you're gross
Vegetables: Denial.
Me: I'll die if I eat you.
Vegetables: NO! You'll live longer if you eat me!
Me: No. I'll throw up my stomach if you and your nasty flavor and repulsive texture cross my lips.
Vegetables: LIES! EAT ME!
Me: ...
Also me: fine.
Me again: *eats a bite of asparagus*
Me x4: X_X
Vegetables: -_-
Vegetables again: :)
Vegetables also: =D
Vegetables x4: XD
My ghost: *caterpillars and weed eater*
Vegetable: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What can I say? I hate veggies, they're like smelly little aliens. Who agrees? Let me know in the comments. See ya there!
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Book of Me
RandomThis is the Me stories I post on my profile, plus some general things about myself. Y'all can ask me questions here, we can have discussions in the comments, etc. Basically, we'll be anonymous friends 😂
