Sorry readers... this is one of the rants I warned about... Kind of neat though. WRote this back in high school. It used to cheer me up to rant like this. The random capitalization is intentional. Gives it more of the feel.
The sKy is Falling, the cEiLing is RoTTing.
These blAnKets are stained with blEEding heart liberal lipStick AsHes.
EchOes of lOSt Time. Black cOfFee eating suGary tearS. It is SOFT.
NerVous doORknob turns to no end. FlAky ChiCken kEys.
BOOks are wOrthless though KnoWledge is poWer.
A lie is a lie until it is hIStoric, mUsic shALL set you Deep.
I must be going INN Sane.
DirTy ClOThes, tATterEd wAlls.
StarvING TeleVision for the miNDless cHildrEn.
YellOW dart piErce my fILth.
BrEak me of this tAsTeleSs plot.
AbUndant cArS fill my Room with PIne scented sLeeP.
ShOPLIFTeRS WILL bE PROsECUtED!!!
HuNger is Cool. Im much too tired to be IN SlUmBer.
DING! CLock is ticking.
No phONe, no rIngS. CacopHonies liNGer from the ATtacK.
Just PaPer and PEn. No real thoughts only illusions of words.
RIPpiNg NeTtiNg. FlieS set fRee by PoiSon.
Holy SOcks. ShAmpoOing out the sParkleS in my eYes.
DING! Got the shit?
DruGs aRe bad. Just say RED.
MISsinG piCtURes on pApEr boXes.
MiLKy wHite SOuls PouRIng doWn onto the skY. Broken liquids.
StoLEn iDenTities of the AniMalS Who Run beside the eMptY stREets of yeSterdaY.
DING! Time is running out. Hurry up and wait.
THis is a drAg. Need to smOke.
CloUds emPtying my head of tWisted thoUGhts.
FloWINGg from my eArs. SouNds NuMb. SurVival of the LuSt.
PapeR bLeeDing to eteRnity. CrY me the MOon.
CeilEing full of sTarS, bRoken GlaSs, toWelLed wIndOws bLocKing out the DaRkness.
It is CoLd. WiLted RaGe from wiThin the VeiNs briNgs me to My kNeeS.
PropHecies of SilVer TinSel CoAted ReMedies.
No moRe mArbleS. AshtRaY is full Now. EmPty cOfFee
DING! Times up!
