Diana
Kyle
******
“Wassup my dude”
“Is this diana”.
“Of course it is, who else would it be”.
“FYI, you sound different”
“And you talk like a girl, I haven't seen a guy who uses the word FYI”.
“That's your business, I can use whatever fucking word I wanna use”.
“Sure...Sure”.
“You sound like you don't believe me?”.
“Cause I don't”.
“Like I said earlier on , suit yourself”.
“Whatevs , so how different do I sound”.
“You sound like a sick chicken”.
“Liar , chicken's don't speak. I wonder what planet you come from?”.
“ *pftt* Though seriously, why do you sound like this, like a sick person”
“Its an app, I programmed it to make me sound like this”.
“Of course.... Only you would do such a thing”.
“Meaning?”.
“Only you would do something sooo stupid and irrelevant!”.
“I programmed it to make me sound sick so I wouldn't go to school today”.
“You know you're gonna copy a lot of notes”.
“I could pay someone money to do it for me..... duh, I mean who cares about school, I'm not tryna say it's not important to go to school just that it's stupid at times”.
“I care about school, it's important”.
“ *pftt* Of course why wouldn't it be?”.
“Meaning what?”.
“Duuhh... What else, you're basically a nerd”.
“Just cause I care about school doesn't mean I'm a nerd ”.
“Yeah....right”.
“Just so you know I'm a jock, nerd and prep...... Soo I'm a wallflower”.
“I see you've done your research”.
“Yeah”.
“ lemme tell you about me. I'm a cheerleader , a prep, I'm among the student government, president of the class and an artist ”.
“Wow”.
“I knew you'd be blown away".
“I really am blown away and surprised, lucky you”.
“Look I gotta go for now , Soo call u later”.
“Yeah sure, bye”.
“bye”.
******
In case you're wondering i took all those wallflower and president stuff from a game called high school story has. It's a nice game.
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