Meowth, texting: i can hear you talkin bout me
James in the car: unlikely. Im 25 miles away
Meowth: my hearings 400 billion times better than yours
James: i'll just google that 400 billion sounds way too low
Meowth: i can smell mcdonalds
James: stop trying to freak me out
Meowth: mcnuggets
James: CAN YOU SEE ME???